The top gifts you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day, is written for those of us who used to celebrate but no longer do. I hope all readers see the humor in this one as I enjoy writing articles poking fun at cheating spouses.
The seventh top gift to give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day is all the toys in the marital closet! Just toss them in a box, wrap it up all pretty like, and add a card. The card can be a nice little poem about how glad you are that they are not in your life any longer, or you can just leave it blank. If you do not have, the marital toys then figure out something like all his wd-40 right in with his clothes.
The sixth top gift you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day is all the wedding photos minus your face. Again just, wrap it up in a nice box and send it over. They will appreciate the gesture, not but it will be funny just the same!
The fifth top gift you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day is a box full of broken items, smashed wedding VCR tapes, and all the gifts that spouse has given you.
The fourth top gift you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day is to add 'accidentally' is a recent photo of you smiling brightly with your new non-cheating beau. If you place it where the cheating spouse will see it when he or she comes to pick up the kids for the weekend it makes for a dramatic effect.
The third top gift you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day is to appear in the outfit or one close to what you wore on that day, not the formal wear or pajama's but the street clothes. It is a visual reminder of what they threw away.
The second top gift you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day if you are still with them, send them flowers or a balloon bouquet at work and the congratulations card should say something to the effect of I know what you did and we are headed for a nasty divorce. What better gift you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day?
The top gift you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day is a singed copy of self prepared divorce papers, along with a note that says 'here's the best anniversary present you could ever give me, please pay the filing fees and get out of my life. Sign it with Thank you and your new name, hey as well all know please and thank you are a good thing to add to any gift you can give a cheating spouse on the anniversary of your wedding day.
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